Sunday, 6 April 2014

Trans-Atlantica - Emerald City Comic Con.

It turns out Washington was a kind of chilled out experience for me. As I mentioned last blog, we all came down sick, and nobody really felt up to much of anything, so we mostly just hung out and only left the house when we had too. Which usually involved going to Fred Meyer, a supermarket chain I'd never heard of until I got to Washington but now feel like I'm all too intimate with. Come to think of it, Fred Meyer himself must be a rampant egotist to brand the entire chain with his full name. It's not just Meyers, it's FRED Meyers. He may as well have just gone ahead and thrown the mister in front of it and called it a day. But either way, I digress. While it was mostly very relaxed, we did have one thing that was set in our calender. It's the reason I was convinced to linger on in the US for as long as I did. We were headed to Seattle!


For the Emerald City Comic Con! 

Now, I've been to a couple of Comic Cons in the United Kingdom before. Mainly smaller, more intimate affairs like the Birmingham International Comics Show. A fantastic event that usually took place in the Think Tank, although the last show I went too was in a hotel exhibition centre rather fittingly over Nostalgia and Comics. It always had a number of very chatty, very inspired small pressers and some surprisingly top end panels including a Walking Dead preview event (where I caught a t-shirt and will never let anyone forget it!) and a panel with Jonathan Ross about his then new comic Turf, as well as other projects that don't seem to have manifested. Although Jonathan Ross seems to be a taboo name in the more stuck up, po-faced parts of the nerd community right now so maybe he wouldn't be considered a big draw for some. But say what you like, he knows how to work a panel. 

Sadly BICS seems all but dead in the water these days, and an event of similar quality never rose up to replace it, but I've also been to a couple of larger shows like Collectormania and the first Super convention in London, so I thought I'd be relatively braced for what was to come. I was very, very wrong. You see, while the Super convention was impressive, it only really took up three quarters, if not half, of an exhibition room. Admittedly a rather large exhibition room, but for some perspective the Emerald City Comic Con took up three full floors of Seattle's convention centre. 

Needless to say, it was very overwhelming at first. 

The main floor was characterised by a teeming mass of people that just seemed to come from everywhere and take up every single bit of space there was to be taken. It took a lot of getting used too, and also meant you had to treat very carefully not to be swept away from your friends or be barged all over by some knuckle dragging dickmonger who felt like his own sense of self importance is enough to let him be carried across the Con floor on the backs of all these other peasants around him. You know what, it's not fair to characterise that person as a male, because the women were just as bad. There's no gender divide when it comes to manners, and sadly when you get a lot of people together in one place, bad manners and poor spacial awareness seem to shine on through. 

I'm not going to wheel out the 'Smelly nerds who can't bathe!' stereotype though,as  in my experience ninety percent of people at all the conventions I've been too have smelt just fine - Although, I will say there was one part of what seemed to be the main floor, a walkway that connected one lot of booths to another, that consistently smelt of fart. I'm not sure how something can smell of fart the first time you walk through it, and still smell of fart about two hours later the next time you walk through it, but it was a strange phenomena that I encountered that I can only explain by there being one extremely gassy stall vendor in the vicinity or everyone having a pact that if they needed to fart? That's the designated farting zone and everyone else can hold their breath and deal with it. 

Just as it was all getting on top of me and I was feeling very overwhelmed though, I found my calling! 



I may have a slight problem when it comes to t-shirts. I'm generally not good when it comes to clothes, and pretty much had to buy most of a whole new wardrobe to go to America with because... Well, most of my clothes are in a sad state. But t-shirts? I will buy those by the hanger load. So the t-shirt tower was to me what a flame is to a moth, and could have been just as dangerous. But as impressive as it was (as you can see, the t-shirts are piled up all around the stall right up to the roof of it) and as many great designs as there were, including a take on the Scarface poster which featured Two-Face, I only walked away with a rather fetching Adam Hughes Zatanna shirt. But you know what? I felt a whole lot better about the Con in general after that.

There were plenty more interesting stalls to prowl around, although not many of them selling things I wanted for prices I found entirely reasonable. The steampunk and Victoriana stall's seemed to be pricing their items in a fashion that certainly didn't represent their quality, although the stall that was selling wooden larping weapons was rather impressive. The variety and craftsmanship on display was staggering, especially the flaming hammer which I think was branded a 'Hell Hammer'. I was also surprised to see a booth from the woman who has been drawing all the Disney/Doctor Who crossovers. She didn't have much left by the time I got to her, but I did buy a badge with Jack Skellington looking at a TARDIS shaped door in a tree so I was rather happy with that.

And then there were the cosplayers. 





As well as a woman doing balloon flowers and swords dressed as Cinderella. Technically not a cosplayer, as she was there as part of an entertainment business, but I've never seen anyone doing balloon manipulation in costume before so it was still new to me!


Of course there were various jokey cosplayers too. I saw a man in full Gears of War style body armour that had been given a Hello Kitty paintjob, and there was a rather impressive Judge Dredd who... Was hanging around with a man dressed as a pony and only seemed to do photos where he was hugging said pony man. Needless to say, that put me off snapping a picture of him. However, if you want the absolute King of cosplayers, look no further than this guy!



Truly the best costume of the show, hands down! I mean, we never saw what kind of socks Snow White actually wore, but I can't help but imagine he's spot on!

There were some other cool things on display, including a Song of Ice and Fire art gallery that I pretty much stumbled into by mistake. It included promotional art from various merchandise, as well as original pieces like this charming ceramic plaque and a mock up of a weirwood  tree.


My absolute favourite thing about it though (aside from the people who had only watched the TV show uttering 'Urgh! Spoilers!' all the way around. That's what you get for not picking up a book!) was the mocked up action figures depicting characters in their death throes or at a time when they were doing very less than fantastically.



As you can see, they're gloriously graphic! But I think my favourite is Robb Stark. If only because of how surprised he looks. It's almost cute.


Oh, yeah, uh, spoilers... Or something.

The absolute star of the show was the Brick Nation exhibition though. It was a few tables dedicated to the Lego creations of, what I assume, was a local Lego builders club. There was an absolutely breathtaking display of Rivendell, which was a full recreation of the Elvish city with various set pieces from both the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies playing out within it.





Other highlights included a full Batcave and Joker's fairground, and a fairly insane Lego city that seemed to be the creators excuse to throw everything at the wall and see what stuck. There were also some rather impressive flat pieces and some rather interesting 3D models. 









And let's not forget the full size, remote controlled R2D2!



So, overall despite a rocky start I'd give my jaunt to ECCC two thumbs up. It wasn't too unwieldy once you got used to the size of it, and there was enough to see that we were there a good few hours and still missed one or two things that might've been of interest. I'd definitely go back, although perhaps next time I'd do some research and find out more about what's going on in advance. I've no desire to stand in really long lines for anything, but I suppose it wouldn't hurt to check what panels and events are going on around the area on the day. 

After all the excitement we were all far too exhausted to do much else, so I never really took in any of Seattle's other sights. But I did see one thing I never expected too...


That, my friends, is the Fremont Troll, a giant sculpture under a bridge in Fremont - A rather sketchy seeming area of Seattle that I can't say I was sorry to leave, even given my desire to see a statue of a troll that was bigger than the average bus. Traditionally people climb over it, sit on it, make scared faces under it, but during our visit there was a crazy drunken man in pyjama pants trying to strike up conversation with anyone who made eye contact. So needless to say, it soon turned into operation take a few pictures and get the hell out of there! 

A couple of days after that and it was time to go home. My experience travelling back wasn't really as eventful as my experience travelling there. I managed to travel by car, train, plane and bus all in one day - All I needed was for somebody to find an excuse for a boat ride at some point in my trip and I'd have been set! I also had the very disconcerting feeling of experiencing 10am three times in one day, thanks to Amsterdam. But I got home in one piece, although that sickness I mentioned above seems to have carried over back to the home country and I'm very much looking forward to being clear of it and a real human being again. 

It's hard to look back on it all in retrospect, partly because it's such a long time and also because I always feel an innate sadness when I have to come home from a long trip, and no other trip been as long or felt so much like an adventure as this one. I always find myself mulling on the mundanities and negatives of what I'm going back too and the good times and fantastic people I'm having to leave behind. It's as if from this moment on, every day from here on out locks what I've experienced further and further away in the past, until it's just so many memories and anecdotes. Perhaps that's the wrong way to look at things. Perhaps instead I should see today as the start of a countdown to an all new adventure, I don't know what it is yet, I don't know when it will be, but isn't that the fun of the future? You never know what it might hold. Or if it'll hold those very same people you thought you'd left behind.

 Yeah. I like that a whole lot better.

 So! Until the next adventure, whatever it may be, this is Aies very much out!

Tuesday, 25 March 2014

Trans-Atlantica - King of the Road.

The great American road trip. A time honoured tradition that is enshrined in our media as a source of fun and high jinks. Where you can see the world's largest ball of yarn or the world's tallest ice cream cone, pick up celebrity hitch hikers and have mad cap adventures with them as you come to realise they kind of suck and form lasting friendships that will never be forgotten. Bonds that can never be broken. Yes, it is truly an elite group of travellers who get to partake in this fine American pastime and I am now one of those few! My friends, let me tell you a little secret, with all my newfound burgeoning knowledge that I have acquired over the past few days...

Road trips freaking suck!

It shouldn't really come as any surprise, as long car rides in general tend to be an awful affair. I don't particularly look forward to cruising (and I use that word very optimistically) through my own country, and there's much less of it, so a three day trek across the states?0 I wouldn't say it had no merit, but I did learn that not all states were created equal.

Our trip got off to a flying start when we left Kansas far too late and only got three hours into the drive before we hit a blizzard. Have I mentioned yet that the weather in both Kansas and Colorado has been diabolical? I mean, on the bright side it could have been worse in Kansas, the Tornado riddled place that it has a reputation for being, but it has still been pretty miserable on that front. Heck, the Tornado simulator in the Exploration Place felt tame compared to the wind outside on that very day. Either way, we were forced to pull in at Ellis. Another expedition may have fought through the storm and carried on, but we being of a more sensible creed and having a two year old in the back came to the collective decision it was perhaps not the best of ideas.

And wouldn't you know it, the next morning the world was full of blazing sunshine and even the wind that was buffeting our car around on the road was gone. It was as if the whole thing had never happened. We carried on through Kansas, which for the purposes of road tripping isn't much to shout about. Unless you like roads that never seem to end.



Or lots of wind turbines that blink red at night, which honestly makes Kansas kind of creepy to enter after dark.



I also got to see my first tumbleweed of the trip. Admittedly it was under somebody else's car, and yes I was trying to take this picture during said blizzard in Ellis, but one must have priorities!



Once we started hitting western Kansas, we may have lost the advertisements for the world's largest prairie dog (in what looked to be the most redneck of zoo's!) and the sheer delight of signs that featured Jesus poking out of a wheat field but the landscape started to become much more interesting.



From Ellis we took a very ill advised detour into Denver. You remember that homophobic chicken I talked about a couple of weeks back? They don't have a mainstream branch in Washington so we were on the hunt for some tasty, tasty food and figured the Denver one was on the way. Unfortunately it was situated in a shopping mall and we couldn't find anywhere to park, and once you're in Denver? It's not all that easy to get out! We travelled around the road system for a good hour before abandoning ship and heading back to the branch we'd already visited in Aurora. Which involved backtracking. Which is never fun on a roadtrip as long as ours. Denver itself was my first taste of a proper American city, like you see on TV and in films, all skyscrapers and busy streets. It looked fun, but I'm sure I'll be having a much more indepth look at Seattle later.



That added to our travel time significantly, meaning we had to stop over one more time in Wyoming. But once we broke into Wyoming and Utah? The landscape got really breathtaking all of the sudden.



There were views like that pretty much all the way until we wound up deep inside of Idaho (add your own perverse laugh!) and it was easily my favourite part of the trip. Everywhere you looked there were mountains, cool rock formations, snow, all capped by beautiful blue sky. Then we hit Idaho and it was like being in the worst parts of Kansas and Colorado all over again. Dull, flat, uninteresting, with nothing of interest to look at. At the risk of offending anyone from that state, I'll tell you all now - If you want to travel too or through a part of America? Don't make it Idaho. My albeit brief impression just made me never want to go back again, and I was a little disheartened we had to stay the night there - But it turns out Boise? Isn't that bad! Figures it's on the very edge of the state!

One thing I did notice from Kansas right through to Idaho was the massive amount of static. You couldn't seem to touch anything metallic in those states or Wyoming without getting a shock, and after going to bed everyone's hair was on end. It was a fairly bizarre experience, making me think I was in some kind of giant experiment.

We were soon out of Idaho and into Oregon, which brought back the beautiful landscape for the most part aside from the actual trail, which we took some of the trip on. Nobody caught dysentery,so that's okay! There was some great, distinct views to be had, and we took a trip right up a mountain - Which near burst my eardrums but it was a cool experience.



Nothing could prepare me for Washington proper though. While eastern Washington was a collection of flat land, plateaus and cow farms (we saw a bunch of cows in every damn state, by the way, it's almost like America doesn't farm any other animal) western Washington is like something out of Lord of the Rings. My friends had been calling it the Misty Mountains all trip, and having seen them I can't say they're entirely wrong!



As great as the views were, I can't tell you how happy I was to finally pull into the house here. We've been here a few days now and I still feel like death. That's another thing they don't tell you in movies, the whole experience is just really physically exhausting. Honestly, my main recomendation from the whole experience would be if somebody asks if you want to drive across America and you have the opportunity to fly? Fly. Always fly. Road trips are terrible.

So I'm in Washington until I leave now. Hopefully I'll have some interesting things to report, but I'll be headed out to Emerald City Comic Con real soon! So there's that to look forward too in any case! Until next time, stay off the road!

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

From Cover to Cover: The Ocean at the End of the Lane

Hello, and welcome back to From Cover to Cover. This month I'm taking a suggestion from the man they call the Virtual Octopus, or as he's more mundanely known, Richard. Over the many years of our friendship, he's consistently done his best to push me in the direction of good, solid genre fiction that he thinks I'd like and I don't think he's ever failed me yet. He was the one who introduced me to A Song of Ice and Fire years before it really took off into the juggernaut it is now, our shared love of Terry Pratchett has given us plenty to talk about over the years and he is also the man responsible for me reading The Light Ages, which is a wonderful take on a steampunk universe that's much more ramshackle and grime coated and all together hopeless than most anything I've ever read. If there's one thing that gets under my skin, it's clean Victoriana. Especially clean Victoriana from a street level. But I digress! Richard, true to form, has given me more suggestions for this segment than anyone else - I'm sure you'll see some of them later down the line, although no doubt I'll peruse some on my own time instead - And true to my own form, I've chosen the one that seemed to be given with the tongue most firmly planted in cheek.

So with that, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you too The Ocean at the End of the Lane...


The Ocean at the End of the Lane is a 2012 novel by Neil Gaiman, a British fantasy author renown for his unusually scruffy hair, dressing in any colour he likes as long as it's black and being acclaimed across a number of media, including prose, poetry, comic books, television and movies. Originally intended to be a short story, it soon outgrew this definition and became a novella, and soon after that the full fledged novel we're looking at today. It opens with a nameless protagonist (yes, another one!) riding aimlessly back to what remains of his childhood home after his mother's funeral. He comes across a farm that he believed an old friend lived in decades ago and sits down in front of the small pond behind the building, beginning to reminisce. Soon memories of a long forgotten incident in his childhood start to bubble up that are too impossible to believe, a strange series of events that begins with the apparent suicide of their current lodger and soon launches him into the affairs of another world entirely. As the memories come flooding back and take a sharper focus in his mind, the reader experiences each moment of it through the eyes of his seven year old self, constantly pondering if any of it is true, because surely it's all too fantastical for our hero to just forget... Isn't it?

Of all the Neil Gaiman stories, I think I'm glad that I'm able to talk about this one. Ocean is an interesting book when compared to the rest of his work, as it clearly has a different focus that's more abstract and experimental for him. It was written for his wife, Amanda Palmer, with a greater focus on things she likes - Which seems to amount to a story that's entrenched deeper in the real world than most of his work and that brings more personal feelings to the fore than ever. I don't want to dwell too long on it's origins, but this interview with Gaiman and this blog from Palmer weave an interesting narrative for the book's genesis, and for me helped to put a lot of the things I found problematic with this book into focus. Either way, the fact that he wrote it for his wife either because he missed her and desired to write something she would love, or to open his heart and let her examine his feelings in a way that he would never be able too any other way is beautiful and I'm glad this book exists, if only for that.

I have to admit, when I started reading, I didn't think I was going to like this one. Or at least, not as much as I wanted too. Unlike other works by Gaiman I've read, it was very slow to reel me in and I found the main character initially distracting. The problem with writing a more personal tale that's less blurred by the lines of fantasy after decades of adding splashes of those events into your fiction, is that so much of it seems familiar. The description of the house our protagonist lived in, for example, is the house from Coraline, because they're one and the same. Both drawn from the same memories of a house that Gaiman had grew up in as a child. And there are echoes of situations and events and places that feel familiar throughout, and I'm never quite sure if they're handled as well. It comes across feeling like one of Gaiman's more introspective short stories, although because it's a novel it takes longer to get to the meat of the story, or the weird that is going to inevitably surround it, spending more time focusing on the elements of those stories I'm not quite as keen on, and loses me a bit.

The game of 'Is this Neil?' you can play with the protagonist throughout the book is also distracting, but not quite to the same degree. I found the hero of the piece to be very relatable , possibly to a painful degree. He was a child who loves books, is slow to make friends, is a huge fan of Batman, is awkward at social functions and believes in white bread above every other kind, because it's not supposed to taste of anything as that's not it's job. That is more me than I feel comfortable admitting, and to a degree I can even relate to the relationship he had with his parents. When the protagonist says he envied the heroes in his book who got a quick smack and then all was forgotten? I understood. I only have one, very vivid memory of my mother ever laying a hand on me and to be honest? I think I prefer it to all the times that both of my parents have ever raised voices to me as a child. There's a certain hopeless, belittling feeling that it brings that has a greater impact than physical pain and as a child, it's harder to understand that people say things they don't mean because they're angry. Now, my parents are wonderful people and I will never hear a bad word said about them if it isn't in jest - I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for all the love, care and support they've given me and I truly appreciate it. However, when you're young it's very easy to take things to heart, and this came through in the book wonderfully. The moment the protagonist asked that one, last whimpered question of his father in the fairy ring? I smiled. It's the kind of defence you always wanted to mount, but were afraid it would just make them more angry, and it was beautiful.

As you may have picked up from that, the main character is a very relatable one and, as always, Gaiman excels at writing children. No thought feels too adult, no line of dialogue ever feels wrong coming out of his mouth and the entirely self-centred, yet naive and innocent, perspective of a child is maintained throughout. The first thing the protagonist asks, upon learning that the family car has been stolen, is if his comic is still on the back seat and if they stole that too. It's not a stupid question, or a selfish one, it's an honest one which reflects where the characters priorities lie. I also find it interesting that the story is told in flashback, so on occasion we get shots of his adult frame of mind as he remembers and narrates, occasionally giving a fresh perspective on certain elements of the story. I have to admit that despite all this, I don't feel like I really know him all that well. Especially compared to other Gaiman protagonists. I'm very familiar with the world inside his head, but I'm not as familiar with his place in it - As I was with Shadow, or Fat Charlie, or Tristan or even Coraline, Nobody or Odd. In those stories the world comes alive around them, and we hear bits and pieces of far off things such as how Fat Charlie got his name or of Shadow's time in prison learning coin tricks, here we don't really get anything of the sort. The story exists in the main characters mind, and while it makes sense for the edges of his world to seem more blurred and less fleshed out, it also means this world doesn't spring from the page and grab you the same way either. And ultimately, nor does the protagonist. I relate to him, I think he's a great example of a child character, but I'm not sure I'd go as far to say I'm terribly familiar with him.

The supporting characters are a little light on the ground in this venture too. You have the main character's family, his largely absent mother, his father who seems like a good man but for the most part exists as a puppet to a malevolent force for most of the book and his snot nosed brat of a sister who may only seem like a snot nosed brat because we're looking at her through the eyes of her older brother. There's also the Hempstocks. Three generations of women living together quietly on a farm at the end of the lane, who are really... To be perfectly honest with you, I'm not sure what they are. At first I thought they were witches, but the book refutes that quite early on. They seem to be refugees from the other world with the orange sky that we are introduced too later, but Old Mrs. Hempstock seems even older than that. Even older than creation. Her role in everything is still unclear in the end, but all I can tell you is I love her as I grew to love all the Hempstocks. Originally I found the two Mrs Hempstocks to be indistinguishable from one another, but they soon developed their own quirks and personalties, and as for Lettie I honestly wouldn't have minded if the whole book had been about her. I also loved the strange mix of science and mysticism that seemed to run through them, with Old Mrs. Hempstock having existed before the Big Bang and a delightfully fairytale-esque spin on particle physics that is, perhaps, one of the few things in this book that justifies all the praise it gets as a defining fairy tale for the modern age.

While the initial transition from the mundane to the weird was underwhelming, and by the end of the book I couldn't remember for the life of me why it happened, things really start firing on all cylinders with the introduction of Ursla Monkton and there are very few splutters from there on out. Ursla Monkton is the demon housekeeper from Hell, the reverse Mary Poppins in every sense of the word. She exists to make the life of the main character a walking nightmare and if I thought Fat Charlie got a kicking in The Anansi Boys? What this character goes through tops that tenfold. I'm not sure if it's more powerful because he's so young, but it does add to the helplessness of it all. Ursla Monkton is an adult, our character is a seven year old boy who has already forced one nanny out. That alone is scary enough, an adult who is out to get you and has the complete faith of your parents where you do not, add the fact that she's a literal monster onto that? And like I said, walking nightmare. The scenes that see our character a prisoner in his own home ring of implied child abuse, but soon turn into something that is very literal child abuse and I guarantee - Whatever you think of this book, there is one scene that will stick with you forever. It's sheer horror of the most heart pounding kind, and it's written so perfectly that it captures you right there, in the moment, with our hero.

I really can't fault the writing in this book. I've long admired Neil Gaiman for his descriptive ability, which may not be the most in-depth or detailed, but always does a good job of conveying both the mundane and the strange with equal clarity. While I also praised the descriptive text of A Shadow Over Innsmouth, this is different. Lovecraft describes things in a way that you feel as though you can see them, Gaiman describes them in a way that makes you feel as though they've existed in your imagination all along and were only looking for an excuse to come out. He evokes language that is simple to read, yet says everything it needs to say, and when he draws comparisons to other things they're always relatable. Like how he compares the dead body of the Opal Miner to a waxwork dummy, it's still human in shape, but everything that had made him human had been drained out. I also feel like this book contains some of the best wrting of Gaiman's career. The scene where our main character is pulling a worm from his foot is appropriately cringe worthy and very visceral, and as for the bathtub scene... Like I implied above, will live with me forever.

There's a number of interesting themes running through this book, but the one I latched onto most was the ruminations on what it means to be an adult. Whenever danger was afoot, it was marked by the absence or destruction of things we associate with childhood. The main character's SMASH comic is crumpled and ruined under the body of the dead miner, the border to keep Ursa Monkton in the house is made up of broken toys and then there's the kitten. The kitten is the ultimate miner's canary for the story, when it was around the main character was safe, secure, nothing could touch him - But when it wasn't there? The world was a dark and dangerous place, and something terrible was likely to happen to him. It forces him into a world that no child should have to face, and situations that even an adult would struggle to cope with. The line between child and adult is as distinct as it is tenuous, with the father of the hero acting more like a child than an adult and the main character forced to be braver than any of the actual adults around him. It shows that for all the years we might gain, all the wisdom and experience we may accumulate, on some level we're still the same person. As Lettie Hempstock says, 'Grown up's don't look like grown-ups on the inside either'. I know I don't feel like one, never have, yet when I was a child? They could seem to be a whole other race entirely. It's interesting, the difference between how we present ourselves to the world and how we actually are, and it's something that I can personally latch onto and relate to.

If I may derail this impressions to perhaps take you on the train to crazy town for a moment, something struck me half way through reading this. As well as the things that were familiar because they were taken from Gaiman's childhood and had been woven into other stories I'd read, there also seemed to be nods and winks to other work throughout. The song that shapes the world made a return from The Anansi Boys and a reference to a bazaar that shouldn't have been open yet and trades all manner of wonderful things which puts me in mind of both Stardust and Neverwhere. It did make me wonder, is a fictionalised account of how Neil Gaiman gets his ideas interwoven into this narrative? Or did Lettie pop off into other books during the narrative? It sounded crazy and reaching, until I read the following snippet from the interview above;

I kept expecting to write a story about the Hempstocks, but never did," Gaiman continued. "I had decided their family had spread out a bit. There's a Hempstock in 'Stardust.' A Hempstock in 'The Graveyard Book.' Then in 2003, I bought my first MINI Cooper and my father was visiting America at the time. I recalled my father having a MINI as well and asked why he got rid of his. He told of how he had a lodger who gambled away his money -- and his friends' money -- then stole my dad's MINI. Then, [my father] went down to the lane and found the man's body in the vehicle later that afternoon.

Knowing that the Hempstocks are so far flung through his fiction but only appeared properly in a tale inspired by a real life incident adds some credence to the whole thing, but even if it only exists in my head and I am overreaching, it's an interesting idea nonetheless.

With that idea safely released into the ether, let's break into the discussion point for this month. As I said above, this suggestion was very tongue in cheek and may have even been a joke, but even if it was I found myself captivated with the idea of answering it. The question that Richard asked was 'Has Neil Gaiman got much, much, less exciting now he's married to Amanda Palmer? Or was he always just kind of overrated?'

Now, for those who remember the original mission statement of this segment (mainly to get me to read more) you may be regarding my first couple of choices with a cynical, even judgemental, eye. A short story, and a very short novel is hardly the most inspiring of starts, afterall. But rest assured! To answer this question I read and re-read almost any Gaiman I could get my hands on, you may even be able to pinpoint when I was doing it by the amount of Gaiman references that emerged in the posts of this blog over the period that I was reading them. I've read a good eleven books, watched a couple of movies and even delved into a collection of his Batman work when I was bored one night and I feel that after doing this? The second part of this question is an easy answer, the first is a little more problematic.

Was he always kind of overrated? The simple answer is, no. Neil Gaiman is not overrated, not even in the sense of somebody who is really good, but perhaps not as good as all the attention they get. In a world where the names J.K. Rowling, Stephanie Mayer and E.L. James are on more people's lips than Neil Gaiman (and for clarity, I'm not trying to draw comparisons to any one of those authors with the other - Simply stating their work is not, and I doubt it will ever be, as consistently good or imaginative as Gaiman's) I don't think he could ever be overrated. Neil Gaiman is a font of wonderful ideas, even his short stories seem packed with things that I'd kill to be able to conjure up in my own imagination and it's no wonder that people seem to always ask him where they come from - One of the main blocks I have to writing my own fiction is finding an initial idea I can stick with, and yet there's Neil Gaiman with more ideas than he can seem to cope with. It'd be unfair, if he didn't use them so wonderfully.

And that's the other thing about Neil Gaiman, he may not be the most skilled writer in the world. The themes he tackles may not be the most ground-breaking or plumb the depths of the human soul. I can see how somebody who enjoys a more complex prose with grand political or philosophical statements woven intricately into the text, or entire worlds fully mapped out in the most minute of details so they feel like world histories instead of fictional kingdoms may be put off by him. They may even overlook him. But there's a simple joy to the way Neil Gaiman writes. It's highly accessible, easy to read and yet stokes the fires of the readers mind and asks them to imagine. Imagine a world where a falling star can be a beautiful, if petulant, young woman who is sought after by a cast of colour characters in a grand fairytale. Imagine a world where the dispossessed of London fall through the cracks into another London that is much like the one above, yet absolutely nothing like it at all. Imagine a world where Gods of every mythology roam the American landscape, brought there by generations of immigrants from across the world, even as new Gods based on the technologies we worship spring up to take their place.

His writing asks you to imagine, and you can. Clear, crisp, as if it was always there and you just needed to be reminded. On top of all this, his greatest feat of all, is that he makes it look easy. It's not so much that he makes it look like you could do exactly what he does, but that you don't need to write overly complex prose, with in-depth descriptions of everything, to be a successful writer. You can get away with something lighter, and it can carry just as much weight and power. I remember, years ago, when I first read American Gods. I felt inspired. I felt like I'd learned more about writing in that one book than I had in all the time reading, and fumbling with the idea of creating fiction, before it. It's a memory I always look back on when I'm feeling down and uncreative, it doesn't always help, but it's nice to know it's there.

As for the second part of the question, it's tough to judge because Ocean is the first full adult novel that Neil Gaiman has written since they were married. While I think that this novel is perhaps weaker than his previous work, it was also written under very special circumstances as we discussed above. He wrote it for Amanda, and tried to do something very different from the norm, and even though it's not perfect it's also not bad by any stretch. Even if it was, the fact that it arose in such unusual circumstances means that it is no indication of what Gaiman's future work is going to be like.

So let's cast the net further. The other prominent work that Neil Gaiman has written during the few years of his marriage is a children's book called Fortunately, the Milk that was published last year. You may remember in my year end retrospective, I mentioned going to a live reading of it and that experience was fairly glorious. So glorious I feverishly read the book again on the train home. Admittedly it's not as strong as his other children's books, but it also seems aimed at a younger age bracket than those works and what it lacks in complexity, it makes up for in imagination. Fortunately, the Milk is a shaggy dog story that may or may not be true, and would be something the Them from Good Omens would be proud of. In fact, it kind of made me smile when I read about the adventures the Them dreamed up in their heads, as Fortunately, the Milk was all that distilled. It's a good book, but is it an exciting move for him? Is Ocean at the End of the Lane an exciting one?

Ultimately, I'd say yes. One can argue about the quality of Ocean until the tides come in, and if I'm being perfectly honest if you wanted me to stack everything he wrote pre-marriage to everything post? Yes, the pre-marriage would come up short, but you're also asking me to compare decades of work to that of a handful of years. What's exciting is an entirely different thing from what's good, and even though Ocean didn't hit all the marks for me, what it represents definitely excites me. It represents Neil Gaiman coming out of his shell as a writer and trying new things. It represents a new kind of book, which may call back to old themes and ideas from other works, but is something entirely different. It even has a new narrative structure that hasn't been seen in his novels before, usually constrained to his short stories. True, I'm not sure it works as well, but it's exciting to see him try. Ultimately, if Amanda Palmer is pushing Gaiman into new territory, I'm all for it. I may not enjoy the new work as much as I did the old, and one day it may alienate me completely. But on the other hand, if Gaiman can take moments of brilliance from this book? Which, I stress again, feel to me like some of the best writing of his career. If he can take that, and put it into something of consistent good quality, I'm guaranteeing you it'll be an instant favourite of mine.

And that is exciting!

 I really struggled with the rating of this one. Originally I wanted to give it a three, but after Ursla was introduced and everything that happened in the house with her? I was set on upping it to a four. Having slept on it though, I just can't do that in good conscience. For me, the book was too slow in the beginning and when I compare it to other works by Gaiman, or even A Shadow Over Innsmouth, which I gave a four last month, I can't say I enjoyed it as much. Perhaps part of the problem is that I'm just too invested in the author. Giving impressions on this book is impossible without linking it back to his other work, and I honestly feel that in that regard I've been fair. I'm not going to sit here and bemoan the fact it isn't American Gods, but if I was asked to recommend a Gaiman book to a friend, this would be fairly low on the list. It makes me wonder if my impressions would be different if I were less invested in his other works, if, like Amanda Palmer, I'd be raving about it from the rooftops.

But that's not me. That's not the kind of impression I can give. So from me, The Ocean at the End of the Lane gets three out of five monkeys in a hat! If you're looking for something in the style of Neil Gaiman, that's lighter on the fantasy elements and packs a real emotional punch? I'd say this is is the book for you. Unfortunately that's not quite what I'm looking for, but I still enjoyed it enough to say it was a good read.



Next month, I'm going to be forced to reign in every single pun about sheep, lambs, and jumpers that I know because we're going to be looking at the first book in the Silo trilogy, Wool

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

Trans-Atlantica - Not so Weird Science.

Good morning and welcome to what will probably be the last post from Tornado country! Tomorrow I'll be hitting the road to Washington, leaving behind my chance to be swept away to Oz forever. Don't tell me it's impossible,I saw it in a movie and read it in a book so that makes it double true!

In a continuation of my tour of fine American dining (which has mostly consisted of fast food burger joints, not that there's a stereotype or anything!) we headed out to Spears, which I can only assume is a place where good food goes to die. I've had a less depressing experience eating in a retirement home, at least there the residents always seem cheerful and chatty! Here it was like they'd taken all that was bad about those places, the endless rows of mismatched knick-knacks, the funeral dirge covers of your grandparents favourite songs, the grotequse decor, and decided that was a great backdrop for serving food. I'm not altogether sure if I was imaging the old folk smell or if it was really there.

Naturally I could forgive all of this if the food and service was good, and to be fair the sandwich I had was decent! It's not what we went there for, granted (once upon a time they did a mean catfish, I'm told, which is now off the menu) but it was decent. The chips and lemonade left a lot to be desired however.As to service, I don't want to be too mean to another human being so I'll reserve any judgement on how perpetually confused the poor young fellow serving our table seemed, but the fact he asked us if everything was okay before we got our food then ignored us from there on out? That was more than a little bizarre.

After that we headed over to my friend's sister's house, and I got an education in cake making! By which I mean I sat around,watched and ate icing and cupcakes. The best kind of education there is! I watched her make a minion cake a few days ago, and my mind was kind of blown by the level of talent involved. This time around she was making Ninja Turtle and Hello Kitty cakes for my goddaughter's early birthday party later that day, and there may have been one other addition that she had nothing to do with but I'm sure you'll all agree is a masterpiece in it's own right.



Ahem.

The next day we went out and did some more honest to God tourist stuff. We visited the Exploration Place, which is a child friendly science centre situated next to the most gorgeous river side I've seen since I arrived stateside. It features a much larger sculpture of a figure you may just remember from last blog (no, not Elvis, although that would've been kind of awesome).



The centre itself was pretty enjoyable, especially considering that it was primarily aimed at children. My two year old goddaughter seemed hyper excited to be there, and especially loved the planes and musical instruments, so it seemed to do its job well enough! Even if it was aimed above her age group for the most part. And hey, at least there shouldn't be anything overly creepy in this one...


Oh. Well, at least there shouldn't be any of the dead animals that seem to have plagued this trip...



God damn it America, I give up with you.

One really cool exhibit they had was the miniature Kansas, which I think was supposed to represent everything that's idealised about the state in one model. It was really rather impressive and I could have spent hours looking at it, and the cutaway they had outside showing how the hydraulics worked for the moving parts was a fun addition too.



I guess now I've seen the entirety of Kansas in miniature I've experienced pretty much everything there is to experience here! Not to mention the hotel is coming apart at the seams.

Well that seems as good a sign as an to get the hell out of here and hit the road! I'll see you all in Washington!